Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
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My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
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I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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