Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
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Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
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Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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