if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
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was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
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What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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