She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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