i think my mom watched the whole time
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
