apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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