i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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