Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
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Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
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My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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