Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
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that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
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He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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