i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Randomize
