he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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