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They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Couch. On fire.
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