i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
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I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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