The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
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Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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