Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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