they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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