i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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