____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
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it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
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I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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