its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Randomize
