If i come over, it means nothing
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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