You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
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He managed to light the Jello on fire...
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
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I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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