you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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