that's an acceptable place to lick
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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