I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
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Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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