My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
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Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
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There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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