some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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