She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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