He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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