So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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