The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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