Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
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I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
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The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
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I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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