She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
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It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
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Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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