I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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