Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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