New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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