Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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