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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
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I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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