Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
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We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
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I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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