Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
i dont even know how to be here
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Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
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I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Is Oprah even human
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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