and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
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please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
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Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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