I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
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Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
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We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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