My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
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It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
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On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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