UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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