if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
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what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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