In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
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Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
don't judge my taste in strippers
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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