roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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