dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
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I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
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Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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