With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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