Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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