Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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