forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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